At a bar in New York, the man to Ah beng's left tells the bartender,
"JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE." & his companion says,"JACKDANIELS, SINGLE. 

The bartender approaches Ah beng and asks, "AND YOU, SIR?" 

Ah beng replies: "Tan Ah Beng, MARRIED." 

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After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on for quite some 
time, Ah beng proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend. 

"It took me ONLY 5 MONTHS TO DO IT," Ah beng brags. 

"FIVE MONTHS? THAT'S TOO LONG." the friend exclaims. 

"YOU ARE A FOOL". Ah beng replies. "SEE THIS BOX, IT IS WRITTEN FOR 
4-7 YRS.". 

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In an English class,

Teacher	:	Class, do you know the meaning of 'Parent'? 
Ah Beng	:	Yes, teacher, it means father and mother.
Teacher	: 	Good, Can you please give me an example?
Ah Beng	:	Sure, Cowboy's parent mean cowboy's father and mother.
		Also can say Cowboy's father is Cow Pay & Cowboy's mother
		is Cow Bo. Sooo together we say Cow Pay Cow Boo (KPKB)