Ah Beng ordered a pizza and the waitress asked if he should cut it into six
or twelve pieces

"Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."

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"Oh, look at the dead bird."

Ah Beng looked skyward and said "Where, Where got?

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Ah Beng came home and found his house on fire, rushed next door, called the
fire department and shouted, "Hurry over here. My house is on fire!"

"OK," replied the fireman, "How do we get there?"

"Hey, don't you still have those big red trucks?"

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