Customer:	Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Ah-Gu	:	Sir, is this matter meh? He won't drink much mar.

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Customer:	Waiter, do you serve crabs?
Ah-Gu:		Take a sit, sir, we serve anyone.

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Customer:	Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?
Ah-Gu:		Sorry, Sir, but I really don't know wor. Can you tell the
		difference by taste?
Customer:	No, I can't.
Waiter:		Then does it really matter?

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Ah-Gu:		God, how much is a million dollors to you?
God  :		It is about a penny.
Ah-Gu:		God, how long is a million years to you?
God  :		It is about a second.
Ah-Gu:		God, could you please give me a penny?
God  :		Sure, just a second.