Customer:	Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup.
Ah-Gu(nod):	Ya lor, they are not very good swimmers mar

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Manager:	Ah-Gu, your thumb is in that soup!!
Ag-Gu(proudly):	That's all right, Sir, it's not hot.

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Ah-Hua	:	Darling, its my mother's birthday tomorrow. What shall we 
		buy for her? She would like something electrical."
Ah-Gu	:	How about a chair?!?