Customer:	Hey waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup.
Ah-Gu:		Okay Sir, I call you a doctor.

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Customer:	Okay Ah-Gu, I have had enough flies in my soup, so now can 
		you tell me what's does that mean when this fly is in my tea
		cup?
Ah-Gu:		I wouldn't know, Sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller.

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Ah-Hua:	 	Dear, this afternoon the big clock fell off the wall. Had it
		fallen a moment sooner, my mother would have been hit on the
		head and badly hurt.
Ah-Gu:		No worry dear, that clock has always been slow.