Ah-Gu brought his wife Ah-Hua for steak in a western food restaurant. The
food is terrible, so Ah-Gu called the waiter, " Waiter, I think hor, 
something wrong with this chicken chop lar?" 

The waiter replied, "I don't know, sir, but I could check it out with the 
chef." So the waiter brought the chicken chop away.

A moment later, the waiter return with the same chicken chop to Ah-Gu and 
replied, " our chef said that's nothing wrong with this, Sir."

"What??? Nothing wrong?!?! Ask him to eat and see! Chicken chop not taste 
like this lar!!!!" Ah-Gu barked.

A few minutes later, the waiter return with the same plate of food remain,
" I'm sorry Sir, but our chef said that he has tasted 2 lamp chops, 4 steaks
and a bowl of soup tonight, he is really too full to take anymore food!"

x		x		x		x

Ah-Gu is chating in IRC with his friends.

Johnson:	We reached the moon 30 years ago, and now our spaceship is
		sending some picture of Mars to the earth, we believe that
		human may one day live in space with the aid of technologies
		from our country.

Schavon:	We agree, American is good in that, but don't forget that our
		country has the first astronoits walking in the space, we're
		the start for all of this.

Johnson:	Yup, we can't ignore that fact. So how about your country,
		Ah-Gu.

Ah-Gu:		Oh, we ar.... cheh.... we oledi goto Sun liao lar...

Johnson:	What?!?!?!?!?!

Schavon:	It's impossible!!!! The sun is so hot that any metals will 
		melt before it reach the Sun!!!!!!

Ah-Gu:		Cheh...... know it oledi liao lor, what is the problem? Go
		at night onli mar.