Ah-Hua:		How can I ever repay you for your kindness and consideration
		to me? 
Ah-Gu:		Cash lor, if no then check or money order oso never mind one

x		x		x		x

The lawyer called his client overseas: "Your mother-in-law passed away in
her sleep. Shall we order burial, embalming or cremation?"

Ah-Gu yelled through the phone, "Take no chances!!!! Order all three!!"

x		x		x		x

Diner:	Waiter,look at this chicken, nothing but skin and bones.
Ah-gu:	What else do u want, feathers?
Diner:	I can't eat such a rotten chicken.Call the manager!
Ah-gu:	It's no use. He won't eat it either.
Diner:	You'll drive me to my grave!
Ah-gu:	Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you?

x		x		x		x

Manager:	Sorry, but i can't give employ u a job. Our restaurant don't
		need much help.
Ah-gu: 		That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in this
		case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway!!