Ah-Hua: How can I ever repay you for your kindness and consideration to me? Ah-Gu: Cash lor, if no then check or money order oso never mind one x x x x The lawyer called his client overseas: "Your mother-in-law passed away in her sleep. Shall we order burial, embalming or cremation?" Ah-Gu yelled through the phone, "Take no chances!!!! Order all three!!" x x x x Diner: Waiter,look at this chicken, nothing but skin and bones. Ah-gu: What else do u want, feathers? Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken.Call the manager! Ah-gu: It's no use. He won't eat it either. Diner: You'll drive me to my grave! Ah-gu: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you? x x x x Manager: Sorry, but i can't give employ u a job. Our restaurant don't need much help. Ah-gu: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway!!