BAR MENU 

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads: 

                       Cheese Sandwich:   $1.50 
                       Chicken Sandwich:  $2.50 
                       Hand Job:         $10.00 

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and 
beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks 
to an eager looking group of men. 

"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile; "can I help you?" 

"I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the 
hand-jobs?" 

"Yes" she purrs  "I am." 

The man replies "Well wash your fucking hands, I want a cheese sandwich!"