Bible Jokes
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Q: Which bible character had no parents?
A: Joshua, son of Nun.

Q: Who was the straightest man in Genesis?
A: Joseph - because he was a ruler.

Q: Did you know what is the transportation used by the apostles?
A: Honda, because in Acts it says they were all in one Accord.

Noah was a nimble cash manager.
He floated his assets while the world was in liquidation.

Q: When was the first mention of a cigarette in the bible?
A: "And Rebekah lifted up her eyes, and when she saw Isaac, she
   lighted off the camel." (Gen 24:64)