One thing that consistently occurs in college is falling in love with a
classmate. One thing that often happens after falling in love with that
classmate is the eventual break-up of the relationship. 

See what they say....

ACCOUNTANT:	We went for dinner that cost us $6.05. Well, it's fine for
		me to pay the bill in advance, but he / she return only
		$3.02 to me!!!!!!!

ARCHITECTURE: 	He / she study Building Engineering

BUSINESS: 	It's too costly to invest onto him / her.

CHEMISTRY: 	Chemical bond between us simply broken by another stronger
		molecule with opposite charge.

CHINESE:	That's fate

COMPUTING:	You're slower than 286 computer!

COUNSELING:	I'm in paint, okay, but

ECONOMICS:	It's all about the balance of demand and supply.

EDUCATION:	That's the reason why teenages shall not fall in love

ELEC. ENGINEER:	It's impossible to make a positive close to another positive. 

GANGSTER	Fuck off you son of a bitch!

LAW:		Sue him / her for the breach of pre-dating agreement.

MEDIC.		He / she smoke!

MUSIC:		We have different FEEL on life 

ITALIAN:	Mama Mia!

PHILOSOPHY:	Well, he /she loved me before, okay? And now he / she just
		do not love me anymore! And there are so many people in the
		world that don't love me at all, he / she is just another one
		that do not love me, so what's the problem?

PHYSICS: 	Any action would equal to reaction, whatever happend now 
		could be traced to whatever I've done in the past!

RELIGION:	Oh God! Forgive him / her for the whatever sin he / she had
		done