There was once a small business in operation that had only three employees:
the boss, Mary and Jack.

The boss was a caring man, but when his economic situation got to be really
bad, he knew something had to be done.

So he called the two into his office and said to Mary "I don't know how to
break this to you, Mary, but my situation has become tough. I really hope 
that you can understand how hard my feeling is. And I would be appreciated if
you could help me by either laying you or Jack off."