"The Chipmunk"

There was this man who went to Australia for Holiday, and on his way
back to Singapore, he found a chipmunk and he decided to smuggle it
back to Singapore.

So, he kept the chipmunk inside his pants. And he made it. He passed
the custom check.

So when he was on the plane, he was so excited and kept thinking where 
should he display his new pet. Suddenly he shouted, "OUCH!" The flight
stewardress came over and asked him is he ok?? He nodded his head and
asked for some panadol. The flight stewardness did what she was told. 

No long after that, this man shouted,"OUCH!" evenmore louder and painful.
The flight stewardness quickly ran forward and offered help. But he said
he was ok, and asked for more panadols, and again the flight stewardness
did it.

Finally, the flight landed and the man was about to pass through the custom
checkpoint. AND HE SHOUTED AGAIN. But this time he put his hand into the
pants and threw the chipmunk away. And of course, this man was caught and
brought into a room for questioning.

This was what happened:

Officer :	"I heard from the flight stewardness that U were in great
		pain when U were on flight, so does this have something to
		do with the chipmunk???"

The man : 	"Yes..."

Officer : 	"U are about to smuggle this chipmunk safely and why did you
		give up last minute???"

The man : 	"When on flight the first time I screamed is because this
		chipmunk saw my balls and thought it's two big walnuts. The
		second time, it was my asshole, and it thought that it's a
		tree hole. And when finally I've landed in Singapore, the
		chipmunk decided to pull the two walnut back to the tree 
		hOOOOOOOOle!!!!