Choosing A Wife The story begin at Pandan Village, Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. A mother was very concerned that her middle-aged son haven't shown the slightest indication of getting married. So one day she called her son to her house. The son came home from work, grudgingly. Upon arriving, he found out that his mother had gathered a few beautiful ladies at the house for him to choose who's to be his future bride. The first one was a well endowned telephonist via receptionist. He immediately rejected. "Aiyaa... mother, they always say...."HOLD ON, HOLD ON....." The second nominee was a leggy secretary. This was rejected also. "Aiyaa...mother, this one aaa..., secretary always fond of saying 'SLOW DOWN, SLOW DOWN...." By this time, the mother is nearing frustation. She called a sweet, but plain looking teacher. The son suddenly agreed!! The mother was surprised... "Why this one? The previous two were a lot more better looking!" He replies "Teachers aaa.... teacher good, always say 'REPEAT,AGAIN...SOME MORE, SOME MORE....!" Her youngest son, who is 10 years old, was listening quietly all this while at the other end of the room. Suddenly, he shouted "Brother aaa.....female mini bus conductor more better laa....they always say..hurry up..., hurry up... deeper...., more deeper....., go to the back plenty of space!"