"Dumb Parrot"

One day a guy looked out his kitchen window where he was drinking
his coffee, trying to get his parrot to say something. Just then
he saw a bunch of kids trying to break his fence. He yelled out to
them, "If you kids don't get lost, I'm gonna call the police!" And
the kids answered back, Bologna! Bologna! Bologna!" And then the
parrrot repeated them, "Bologna! Bologna! Bologna!"

The next week the guy went rock climbing with his two brothers and
for some dumb reason, took the bird with him. One of the brothers
fell into a hole. The other brother shouted "Get a rope, pull him
up. Get a rope, pull him up. Get a rope, pull him up." And then
the parrot repeated him.

Two weeks after that the guy went to the fair and brought his
parrot with him. Far off in the distance the parrot heard "Hit the
doll, win a prize!" And so he repeated him.

That Sunday the guy and his parrot went to chruch and when the
priest began his speech, "God lives up there." And he gestured to
the celing and the parrot then said, "Bologna! Bologna! Bologna!"
The priest ignored him. Again he started, "The devil lives down
there." And he gestured to the floor. The parrot then spoke, "Get
a rope, pull him up. Get a rope, pull him up. Get a rope, pull him
up!"

The priest got angry and in dispare threw the bible and it hit a
nun. Just then the parrot said, "Hit the doll, win a prize!"