Quite A Pair

One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had moved into the house next door. He
was also quick to notice that the woman liked to sunbathe in the backyard, usually in
a skimpy bikini that showed off a magnificent pair of breasts. He made it a point to
water and trim his lawn as much as possible, hoping for get another look.  

Finally, he could stand it no more. Walking to the front door of the new neighbor's
house, he knocked and waited. The husband, a large, burly man, opened the door. 
"Excuse me", our man stammered, "but I couldn't help noticing how beautiful your wife
is."  

"Yeah? So?" his hulking neighbor replied. "Well, in particular, I am really struck by
how beautiful her breasts are. I would gladly pay you ten thousand dollars if I could
kiss those breasts."  

The burly gorilla is about to deck our poor guy when his wife appears and stops him.
She pulls him inside and they discuss the offer for a few moments. Finally, they 
return and ask our friend to step inside. "OK," the husband says gruffly, "for ten
thousand dollars you can kiss my wife's breasts."  

At this the wife unbuttons her blouse, and the twin objects of his desire are freed at
last. Our man takes one in each hand, and proceeds to rub his face against them in 
total ecstasy. This goes on for several minutes, until the husband gets annoyed. 
"Well, come on, kiss 'em!" he growls.  

"I can't," replies our awe-struck hero, still nuzzling.  

"Why not?" demands the husband, getting really angry by now.  

"I don't have ten thousand dollars..."