Teacher: 	Bunny, go to the map and find North America.
BB-Bunny: 	Here it is!
Teacher: 	Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
Clas: 		BB-BUNNY!

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BB-Bunny:	I don't think I deserve a zero on this test.
Teacher:	I agree, but it's the lowest mark I can give you.

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Mom:	 	Why did you get such a low mark on that test?
BB-Bunny: 	Because of absence.
Mom:	 	You mean you were absent on the day of the test?
BB-Bunny: 	No, but the kid who sits next to me was.

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Teacher: 	In this box, I have a 10-foot snake.
BB-Bunny:	You can't fool me, teacher. Snakes don't have feet.

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Teacher: 	Bunny, give me a sentence starting with "I".
BB-Bunny: 	I is...
Teacher: 	No, Bunny. Always say "I am."
BB-Bunny: 	All right. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

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Teacher: 	If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another,
		how many dollars would you have?
BB-Bunny:  	One dollar.
Teacher(sadly):	You don't know your arithmetic.
BB-Bunny(sadly):You don't know my father.