Teachers: 	If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the
		other, what would I have?
BB-Bunny: 	Orange farm!

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BB-Bunny:	Mom, can I have two piece of cake? 
Mom	:	Certainly. Take this piece and cut it in two. 

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Teacher	:	Have you given the goldfish fresh water? 
BB-Bunny:	No,Sir. They haven't finished the water I gave them last
		week. 

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Mom	:	Why are you wiping the floor with that cake? 
BB-Bunny:	Well, it's a sponge cake, isn't it? 

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Man	:	I'm new around here. Will you please direct me to the 
		bank? 
BB-bunny:	I will, but only if you pay me ten dollars. 
Man	:	Why should I pay you so much? 
BB-Bunny:	Because bank directors are always highly paid