BB-Bunny:	"Mum, teacher asked me today if I have any brothers or 
		sisters who will be coming to school."
Mom	:	"That's nice of her for so caring, dear. What did she say
		when u told her u are the only child?"
BB-Bunny:	"She just said, 'Thank goodness!'"

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Teacher	: 	"Bunny, u missed school last Friday."
BB-Bunny: 	"No, Sir."
Teacher	: 	"No?, how is that?"
BB-Bunny: 	"I was absent Sir, but I'm damn sure that I didn't miss
		school."

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Dad 	: 	"Son, how can you call your aunt stupid? Go and say sorry
		to her."
BB-Bunny: 	(goes over to the aunt) "Aunt, I am sorry you are stupid."

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Teacher:	BUNNY, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the
		same as your brother's. Did u copy his?
bb-bunny:	No, teacher, it's the same dog!

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Father:		Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you
		anything!
bb-bunny: 	See? That's why I say she's no good!