Devil's Offering 

Clinton dies and of course goes straight to hell. When he gets there 
the Devil greets him and offers him three ways to spend eternity. 

They go to the first door and the Devil shows him George Washington, 
hanging from the ceiling with fire under him. Bill says "Oh no! 
That's not how I want to spend all eternity......." 

They go to the second door. The Devil shows him Abraham Lincoln chained 
to the wall being tortured. Bill says "Oh no! Not for me!" 

They go to the third door. Behind it is Saddam Hussein, chained to the 
wall with Monica Lewinsky on her knees giving him a blowjob. Bill thinks
and decides, "Hmmm, looks okay to me. I'll take it." The Devil then says, 
"Good. Hey Monica, you've been replaced."