"Cowboy Riding into Town" 

A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals
had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was. When he finished his drink, he
found his horse had been stolen. He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun
into the air, caught it above his head without even looking and fired a shot into the
ceiling. 

"WHICH ONE OF YOU SIDEWINDERS STOLE MY HORSE?" he yelled with surprising forcefulness.

No one answered. 

"ALRIGHT, I'M GONNA HAVE ANOTHA BEER, AND IF MY HORSE AIN'T BACK OUTSIDE BY THE TIME I
FINISH, I'M GONNA DO WHAT I DUN IN TEXAS! AND I DON'T LIKE TO HAVE TO DO WHAT I DUN IN
TEXAS!" 

Some of the locals shifted restlessly. 

He had another beer, walked outside, and his horse was back! He saddled-up and started
to ride out of town. 

The bartender wandered out of the bar and asked, "Say partner, before you go... what
happened in Texas?" 

The cowboy turned back and said, "I walk home."