Da Niu (Big Bull)

How DA NIU (Big Bull in mandarin) got married.

Once a upon a time in Singapore, there was a man named DA NIU. DA NIU is a very
talented man, he has the ability and the intelligence to accomplish almost anything.
But DA NIU has one fault in his character, he is very lazy. When it is time for DA NIU
to get married, he does not bother to look for a wife.

Finally his parent decided to act for him, they put an ad in the papers looking for a
partner for DA NIU. In ad, they put in all his talent good points. That obviously run
into many lines. Strangely no one responds to the ad. The following day his parents 
place the ad again, still no one responds to the ad. This went on for a few weeks and
his parents lost hope.

Therefore they decided to go to China to look for DA NIU's wife. In China, they place
the same ad (in mandarin this time), but still no one responds. This again went on for
a few weeks. Then his parent sat down and thought very hard, they concluded that no one
believe in the ad.

This is because they have put into the ad all DA NIU's talent and good point, which it
is all true. So they decided to put in his only fault, his laziness.

In the next ad, they added "DA NIU BI JIAO LAN (BIG BULL IS A BIT LAZY). This time 
girls from all over China came in bus and truck loads. There were so many girls until
DA NIU's parents couldn't decide who is the best girl for him. Out of shock they ask 
one of the girls why is the respond so good after they have added DA NIU's laziness. 
The girl didn't understand what they were asking. She said that in China, people read
from right to left and not left to right, and the ad reads, "LAN JIAO BI NIU DA 
(pennis is bigger then the bull's).