Ten year old Tommy was caught red handed one day after school, scooping out
some cherry vanilla ice cream when his mother entered the kitchen.
 
She says, "Put that away, Tommy. You can't have ice cream now. It's almost
dinner time.  Go outside now and play."
 
"Ah, Mom, there's no one to play with," he wails.
 
She says, "OK, honey. I'll play with you.  What do you want to play?"
 
He says, "I wanna play Mommie and Daddy."  Trying not to register surprise,
she says, "Fine,  I'll play. What do I do?"
 
Tommy says, "First, you go up to the bedroom and lie down."
 
Curious, but willing to play along, Mom heads upstairs.
 
Tommy, heads off down the hall and opens the utility closet. He grabs his
dad's old fishing hat.  As he starts up the stairs he notices a cigar butt
in the ashtray on the end table. He picks it up and slips it in the corner
of his mouth.  At the top of the stairs he moves to the bedroom doorway.
 
His mother raises her head and says, "What do I do now?"
 
In his best gruff 'Daddy voice', Tommy says, "Get downstairs and get that
kid some ice cream!"