Two British men and a lady stranded on a desert island - they each took 
gentlemanly TURNS with the lady. 
 
Two Italian men and a lady stranded on a desert island - the two fought 
and one KILLED the other to have the lady. 
 
Two American men and a lady stranded on a desert island - they both had 
the lady TOGETHER. 
 
Two French men and a lady stranded on a desert island - they killed the
lady to have EACH OTHER. 
 
Two Australian men and a lady stranded on a desert island - both dug until
they found COLD beer, drunk and passed out before they get to the lady. 
 
Two China men and a lady stranded on a desert island - the two are still 
waiting for instructions from the GOVERNMENT. 

Two Singaporean men and a lady stranded on a desert island - both of them
are ready to pay for the FINE when they have the lady.  

Two Indonesian men and a lady stranded on a desert island - they have equal
share of duty, one of them watch the lady closely while another looking for
ways to make MONEY from the lady.

Two Malaysian men and a lady were stranded, the lady is so much in love 
with one man but the man is not intersted in her at all, so she ACCUSED 
that man had sodomise the other man.