TYPICAL MALE DECISION PROCESS

A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them
a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watches to see what they do with the
money.

The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done,
new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She 
tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so
much. The man was impressed. The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets 
him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive 
clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on
him because she loves him so  much. Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5000. She
gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account.  She tells him
that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the 
man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money, and then
he .............................

 ... Married the one with the largest breasts.