John has married Mary. John was so innocent that he did not know how to
consummate (f**k) the marriage, he didn't even know the differences of the
male and female anatomy.

On their first weeding night, Mary took off all her clothes one night and
lay on the bed. John was shocked to see a naked Mary.  He was more shocked
that Mary had lost her penis.

John contacted his neighbour, a doctor "Please fix it back for her!!! Must
sew it properly!!!"

The doctor asked to be alone with Mary, took advantage of the situation and
screws Mary to high heaven.

After the doctor left, John enters the room again and found the penis still
unattached. He touched where the penis is supposed to be affixed and felt
something sticky.

"The bastard doctor, ask him do sewing, he puts glue instead!!!"