Pecker Joke Little John and little Susie were outside playing one day. Little John pulled down his pants and said: "Naa na na naa na, I got something you don't got!" Little Susie was so upset she ran home crying. A short time later, she came skipping out of the house and walked up to little John. Picking up her dress and pulling down her panties, she said: "Yeah, well I got one of these and my mommy said that with one of these, I can get all of those that I want!"