This guy is eating at an exclusive eatery when the waiter comes up to his
table and asks if everything is OK. The man replies "Yes," but during the
conversation he dropped his spoon on the floor. The waiter immediately 
pulls a spoon out of his shirt pocket for replacement.
 
The man asks, " why do you carry a spoon in your pocket ?"
 
The waiter states that the place is so busy all the time and employees need
to save time in any way they can. So they did a survey and the most dropped
eating utensil was the spoon. So all the waiters carry spoons so they don't
have to go to the kitchen to get one.
 
The man thinks that was great.
 
Later on, the waiter, again stop by to check if everything is OK. This time
the man notices a string sticking out of the waiter's zipper. He asks the
waiter, what that was for, and the waiter reply, "when we go to the bathroom,
we just pull the string to pull "it" out. That way we don't have to wash our
hands, thus save us time.
 
Interesting, said the man, "but how to you put "it" back into your pants
when you're done?"
 
The waiter reply,. " I don't know about the other waiters, but I use the
spoon."