Santa Singh was travelling in a crowded bus.He was carring a passport sized
photograph of his son(for college admission). Accidently,the photograph fell
from his pocket.

He started serching for it and finally found it on the floor of the bus. 
Politely, he asked the long skirt lady standing in front of him.

"Excuse me, but can u lift your skirt?"

"Why?" the lady asked.

"Cos I wanna take a photogragh."

The rest was history. He end up lying there like a dead fish int a hosipital. 
Next bed to him in the hospital is Banta Singh in even worse condition.

A few days later, when they get to know each other better, Banta started to
explain his "adventure".

Banta had gone to a remote village for some work, and so happened that he 
couldn't finish the work on time. So he missed the last bus. He decided to
stay there for the night but he couldn't find any hotel. So he approached a
nearby house & asked the owner if he could stay there for the night.

The owner replied, "I have 2 grown up daughters. And, sorry but I can't allow
u to stay."

He approached the next house & asked again. The owner replied, " I have 3 
grown up daughters. Sorry, I can't allow u to stay".

He went the next house and, without waiting, he asked, "Do u have grown up
daughters?".

The owner asked,"WHY????????"

"COZ I WANT TO STAY HERE TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!