NEW WORLD EXPLANATIONS!

Money is not everything - there's Mastercard & Visa.

One should love animals - they are so tasty.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman, and behind every unsuccessful
man, there are two.

A Successful man is one who can earn more than his wife's pendings. A 
Successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Wise never marry. And when they marry they become otherwise.

Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

Never put off the work till tomorrow. What you can put off is today.