LETTER FROM A PROSPECTIVE SUITOR.... Dearest Ms Julie Yeh, Refering to the met held on Mr. Bean Cafe on 13th Oct 1500, I am pleased to inform you that I have fallen in love with you. I would like to present myself as a prospective lover to you. A probation period of three calender months shall be undertaken. The period of probation can be extended for a further three months if deemed neccessary. The lover status would be confirmed if the performance is satisfactory. During probation period, notice of termination shall be given by either party 1 week before the date of termination during the probation period. Please take note that the position as a lover is deemed valid only when, 1. the potential lover has passed a complete medical examination and has been certified fit for the position. 2. the potential lover is prepared to be transferred to serve any associates, anywhere in Malaysia / Oversea. Practical training would be provided. Scheme of relationship would be revised upon promotion from lover to spouse. Expenditure incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally. Later, bigger share would be taken care off by me, subjected to your performance. However, I would be more appreciated should you taking care of all the expenditure, regardless of neccessity, immediately from the beginning. Kindly respond within 30 days from the date of receiving this letter, failing to do so may lead to the cancellation of this offer. Other potential cantidates would be considered. I would be glad, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer. Thanking you in anticipation. Yours sincerely, Mr. Romy Oh xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx MODERN REPLY TO MODERN DATING Attn: Mr Romy Oh Dear Sir, Refering to your letter dated today, I am pleased to inform that I would like to accept your offer for romance. However, kindly confirm on the following terms and conditions of acceptance. 1. Promotional prospects are to my satisfaction. 2. Kindly advise on the retirement benifits you offer. Gratuity should be generous. I would be pleased if I could be assured on sufficient security with regards to this commitment. Should retrenchment or consequent disinterest occur on your part, I should reserve the right to claim for compensation, the compansation here could be by means of monetery, according to union standards. It is the normal practice to entitle me, due to the nature of my position, for VIP access in any expenditure incured. I shall be entertained with great care. Housing allowance equivalent to a provision for a luxury condo shall be provided. In addition, transport allowance equivalent to a Jaguar shall be made available. If you are still interested in the relationship, please reply on an urgent basis as other candidates are sending indications of interest every seconds. Please also note that my sister is happily employed. Yours Sincerely (perhaps) Julie Yeh