A guy dials his home phone from work. A strange woman answers.

Guy : 	"Who is this?"
Maid : 	"This is the maid."
Guy : 	"We don't have a maid!"
Maid : 	"I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house."
Guy : 	"Well, this is her husband. Is she there?"
Maid : 	"Ummm .... she's upstairs in the bedroom with someone who
	I just figured was her husband."

The guy is fuming.

Guy : 	"Listen, would you like to make $50,000?"
Maid :	"What do I have to do?"
Guy : 	"I want you to get my gun from my desk in the den and shoot
	that witch and the jerk she is with."

The maid puts down the phone. The guy hears footsteps, followed by
two gunshots. The maid comes back to the phone.

Maid :	"What should I do with the bodies?"
Guy : 	"Throw them in the swimming pool!"
Maid : 	"What?! There's no pool here?"

Long pause...

Guy : 	"Uh .... is this 832-4821?"
Maid : 	"No..."
Guy : 	"Oh... Sorry... Wrong number..."