Men and Women Top Ten Facts

1.	A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a
	$2 item that she doesn't want.

2.	A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man 
	never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

3.	A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
	A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

4.	To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to 
	understand her at all.

5. 	Married men live longer than single men - but married men are a lot
	more willing to die.

6.	Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two
	people remembering the same thing.

7.	Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow 
	deteriorate during the night.

8.	A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man
	marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.

9.	A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after 
	that is the beginning of a new argument.

10. 	There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before 
	marriage and after marriage.