Nun & Cabbie

A cabbie picks up a nun.  She gets into the cab, and the cab driver can't
stop staring at her.

She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask
you but I don't want to offend you.

She answers, 'My dear son, you cannot offend me.  When you're as old as I
am and have been a nun for so long as I have, you get to see and hear just
about everything.  I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that
I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."  She responds,
"Well, let's see what we can do about that. But #1, you have to be single
and #2 you must be Catholic.

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic
too!"

The nun says "OK, pull into the next alley."

He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy.  But when they get back on the
road, the cab driver starts  crying.

"My dear child, said the nun, why are you crying?" "Forgive me sister, but
I have sinned.  I lied, I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."

The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Tan Ah Teck and I'm on my way to a
costume party."