There was this little old lady who was nearly blind and she had three sons
who wanted to prove which one was the best son to her, of cos, for the real
estate she may left in her will. 

So son #1 bought her a 15 room mansion thinking this would surely be the
best any of them could offer her. 

Son #2 bought her a beautiful Mercedes with a chauffeur included thinking
her would surely win her approval. 

Son #3 had to do something even better than these so he bought her a parrot
that had been trained for 15 years to memorize the entire Bible. You could
ask him any verse in the Bible and the parrot could quote it word for word.
What a gift that would be. 

Well, the old lady went to the first son and said, "Son, the house is just
gorgeous but it's really much too big for me. I only live in one room, and
it's much too large for me to clean and take care of. I really don't need
the house, but thank you anyway." 

Then she confronted her second son with "Son, the car is beautiful, it has
everything you could ever want on it, but I don't drive and I really don't
like that driver, so please return the car." 

Next, she went to son number three and said, "Son I just want to thank you
for that most thoughtful gift. That chicken was delicious."