Stingy

There was a man who was very stingy, but, thinking he was not stingy enough,
he decided to take a stingier person as his master and learn new skills.

One day, he take two paper - one cut into shape of fish and another one into
shape of bottle as a substitute for rice wine. The teacher was out, so the
man give those papers to the teacher's wife.

Accepting the gifts, the wife brought him an empty cup and said, "Have a cup
of tea, please". 

half a minutes later, the wife said, "You must be hungry, Sir, here is a big
cake for you." At the same time she drew a circle with her hands, as the 
subtitute of cake.

After the man left, the master returned. His wife told him about the man's
call and how she had treated him. 

On hearing the whole story, the master yelled "Half a cake is more than 
enough!!!!"