What's the difference between women at ages of 8, 18, 28, 38 and 48? 

08 - You take her to bed and tell her a story 
18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed 
28 - You don't need to tell her any story and take her to bed 
38 - SHE TELLS YOU A STORY AND TAKES YOU TO BED 
48 - YOU TELL HER A STORY TO AVOID GOING TO BED