FEMALE REPLIES

Man: 	Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman:	Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man:	Your place or mine?
Woman:	Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man:	So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: 	I'm a female impersonator.

Man: 	Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman:	No entry.

Man: 	How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: 	Deep fried.

Man:	Your body is like a temple.
Woman:	Sorry, there are no services today.

Man:	I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman:	But would you stay there?

Man:	If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman:	If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.