Ah-gu was drunk one night. His heart pounding like mad, his eye spining like
roller coaster, so he decided to spend a night in a hotel instead of taking a
taxi because he was warned by his Ah-hua not to go home by car if he was
drunk ( Ah-gu means Ah-gu, really Gu one ).

He went into a motel, and ask for cheapest room available. The receptionist
look into Ah-gu in curiousity, and decided Ah-gu is not the kind that could
pay for expanssive suits.

"You hio, follow that guy Ah-Seng" she point to room service waiter beside,
"he will bring you to your room liao".

So Ah-gu follow Ah Seng lor. But this poor Ah-gu is really drunk that he 
can't see his way clearly. Ah Seng always has to wait for Ah-gu in patient,
but after a few times Ah Seng oso get angry liao.

Finally, when Ah Seng open a door, Ah-Gu look into it outside from the door
and start grumbling, " What lar this, no matter how cheap the room is, at
least got a TV lar, 14" oso nevermind mar."

Ah-Seng's face start turning sour but Ah-gu keep on grumbling, " And hor and
hor, you see you see? No matter how cheap the room is oso, at least must have
an attached bathroom lar! You think I never stay in hotel meh!!!"

"Aiyooyoo, lke this oso can meh? No matter how cheap oso har, at least you
must give me a bed to sleep mah! No bed how to sllep leh????"

Ah-Seng really cannot tahan liao, he walked thru' the door and shout, " Come
in lar, Sei Jai, this is LIFT lar!!!!!"