Only In Singapore

Only in Singapore...do grandmas arrive at charity organisation in a mercedes
to collect $30 AngPows for old folks...

Only in Singapore...are people fined for chewing gums...

Only in Singapore...do people decorate their cars like soft toys showcases...

Only in Singapore...do people allow themselves to be rude at for a good
discount...

Only in Singapore...will pay thousands of dollars for just a permission to
buy a car...

Only in Singapore...do people pay much more to get a smaller home with
facilities they never use...

Only in Singapore...do we have maids when we can't afford a room to sleep
in...

Only in Singapore...do people spend more time and petrol driving around
just to avoid paying $2 at the ERP...

Only in Singapore...do we take pictures of ourselves at opening of Train
Stations...