There was a man who had a wife and she had a problem responding to his desires. This
continued for about 6 months. As frustration was welling up within him he decided to
see a doctor about his wife's lack of attention toward him.

The doctor, being of the wise kind, gave this man a bottle of pills and said to him,
"Now, just before your wife retires give her a cup of milk and slip a couple of these
pills in and before you know it she will be more than obliging."  

So he goes home very excited and when night comes he offers his wife a cup of milk and
slips in a couple of those pills. He then says to himself, "Now why should she have all
the fun?" So he pours himself a cup and puts the whole bottle into his cup. He takes 
both cups to his wife in bed and they talk for a bit and drink the milk.  

After a half hour, both fall asleep. Then, the wife suddenly sits up straight in bed,
pounds her husband and says, "Darling, Darling! Wake up! Wake up! I need a man now!"  

The husband sits up straight and shouts, "So do I! So do I!"