见笑记  a TRIAL


a TRIAL - Q page Chinese(GB)


Welcome to a TRIAL cyber storeroom!!!!!(Cyber storeroom?!)

Err... I mean... my computer was always attacked by virus (As it was always undressed... hie hie hie.... like this ------>), and lost all it's memory!!!!!!!

So I have to keep my works, mp3's and blahblahblah elsewhere save, elsewhere permanent, elsewhere cheap (this is important!!!) , elsewhere like FORTUNECITY!!!! (I'm damn sure they provide updated free virus scan as well since they can't afford to have any virus in their server!!! hehehe) So click my sponsor if you like, I don't get a single penny out of it!

I end up searching all around the world to get html tutorials and images, barking (yes, barking, hehehhe) for helps and to blahblahblah...! Special thanks to ^yes^, kiki^_^, ^haha^, SweetEvil, yind and jotpc who share their experience with me. And also to Sherely who's bombed my email with loads of funny jokes, the one and only source of the jokes provided in this homepage.(Kindly stay in silent for 3 minutes for the memorial of these valueable friends... haha).

But the initial work really looks like a piece of shit!!! It come to the time to make a decision, either I present you a shit or I gonna crack my head again? (There suppose to be some shit in a storeroom anyway!! I prefer the second choice. Yet, it may not the best, but that's the most I can do.

As this homepage is basically designed for my own use, some of the click may not be that useful to you. You may hit the BACK botton to get back okay? PLEASE DON'T JUST SIMPLY LEAVE!

OKAY!!!! ENOUGH BULLSHIT!!!! Let's take a look on this page, it consists of,

Introduction page ( a long introduction that will only make you boring )
About me ( girls only please!! Hehehe )
File cabinet ( some tips for PC game, softwares and blahblahblah )
Pictures ( most of you will click this first! )
Links ( the links to other urls )
Works ( this is somesort personal )
Jokes ( just relax... )

Please believe me that I honestly want to present this page in all the 5 international language........
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Unfortunately I understand only two, English and Chinese(GB).
Would this page being too carzy? Or you appreciate those with SERIOUS attitute better?


Email me, may I?





见笑记 - 别版     请用GB文体... 英文版

欢迎光临!!!

建这网站最主要是为了储存自己的电子文件,免得再被那天杀的病毒革命时不至于绝种!!

虽说储藏室得要有储藏室的样子,不能 有太堂皇的包奘。但既然是要见人的东西嘛,基本的工夫还是要做的。所以只好学习 HTML啦!

所以要谢谢 ^yes^, kiki^_^, SweetEvil, ^haha^, yind, jotpc 或知或不知,或多 或少,或直接或间接,或乐意或被逼给於的协助/鼓励/批评/建议/...。还有还有, 还有Sherely 吃饱了没事干时电邮来的笑话选,这网页内所有的笑话都是由她提供的哟!

这就行了!!!才怪!!!。我的第一个网页,唉...,真见不得光,像一堆堆...err...(该怎 么形容)...排泄物,而且还是过期的。真要把它upload上来 的话,我只好从此不出来见人了,免得被人糗得吃不了兜着走,搞不好还得吃不了兜着爬, 连用走的都不行。

为了避免这种连想像起来都让人惊心动魄 的场面,包装嘛,还是要照顾照顾的。所以只好痛心疾首外加痛下决心的,再来!!

结果就变成了今天这副德性。

再次声明,这网站是给自己用的,有些网页难免对你老兄不 太有什麽用处。所以嘛,请看清楚说明后才click,否则后 果自负。如果你一定要我负的话。。。我也无从负起。哈哈哈!

网页内容大致上可以归类为,

细说从头 (就是这些啦!!)
是我自己 (如果你想拥有我心,如同独占一口井...有种你试试看!)
记事小册 (当天花真的乱坠...这是什么意思?)
影像空间 (别只click这个!!!)
网上联系 (软体的生活方式<--- 这?这!这算是什麽?)
涂鸦手记 (实验作品.........敬请小心使用)
锋言疯语 (当希特勒遇上卓别灵...)

天地良心,我真的很想用尽5种国际语言来呈现这网页... 唉... 但谁叫我 只懂得英文和中文呢。
若以上的文体方式有点不雅,不妨试试原版


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